got shot in my penis!
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RE: got shot in my *****!
Soooo...it's purple? I thought that was the idea. Sometimes I stand around at the mall, ringing a bell like the Salvation Army guys, hollering "Purple headed bratwurst here...come get your purple headed bratwurst!"
...that last part is a complete fabrication.
Sorry about the trouser snake, Catmang. [&:]
...that last part is a complete fabrication.
Sorry about the trouser snake, Catmang. [&:]
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RE: got shot in my *****!
the same thing happened to me last year, first game of the season. it was woodsball though so not so close range but still hurt. i had a welt on mister winkey for like 2weeks. it took for ever to walk out of the woods because every time i took a step it would rub on my pants, O the pain it hurts all over again just thinking about it.
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RE: got shot in my *****!
I actually never thought about getting shot there. I used to play every weekend and consistently took one in the collar bone every weekend, never down south. However, my brother did get shot in his neck from about 10 feet, pwned his *** real good. So I'm assuming they allow bunkering at that field, eh?
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RE: got shot in my *****!
Yah I was playing speed ball with my buddies one afternoon and not one us had ever been shot in that area before. Well we all can't stay lucky....
Unfortunately, when I came out from a bunker raising my gun up I fired 2 shots at my buddy 15 yards away. First one hit him in his tattors and the second landed on his throat. Poor guy, he never had a chance.
Anywho to get to the point ... that sucks Catmang! Massage gently for 3 days and you'll be back in business...lol
Unfortunately, when I came out from a bunker raising my gun up I fired 2 shots at my buddy 15 yards away. First one hit him in his tattors and the second landed on his throat. Poor guy, he never had a chance.
Anywho to get to the point ... that sucks Catmang! Massage gently for 3 days and you'll be back in business...lol