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Old 12-18-2007 | 11:12 AM
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Soooo...it's purple? I thought that was the idea. Sometimes I stand around at the mall, ringing a bell like the Salvation Army guys, hollering "Purple headed bratwurst here...come get your purple headed bratwurst!"

...that last part is a complete fabrication.

Sorry about the trouser snake, Catmang. [&:]
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 11:18 AM
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the same thing happened to me last year, first game of the season. it was woodsball though so not so close range but still hurt. i had a welt on mister winkey for like 2weeks. it took for ever to walk out of the woods because every time i took a step it would rub on my pants, O the pain it hurts all over again just thinking about it.
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 01:28 PM
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OUCH! Glad your in good spirits about it.
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 02:20 PM
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I actually never thought about getting shot there. I used to play every weekend and consistently took one in the collar bone every weekend, never down south. However, my brother did get shot in his neck from about 10 feet, pwned his *** real good. So I'm assuming they allow bunkering at that field, eh?
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 02:54 PM
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Couldn't help it
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 03:20 PM
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/\ I thought about that, but then I recanted as I realized what I would be asking for.
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 04:54 PM
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Rotflmao.
Dude not trying to be mean but that was the best part of my day, reading your story.
Did you mention something about amotivational poster?
But on a serious note, That sucks.
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 07:28 PM
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funny story ....cat might not have thought s at the time but it seems he ok now so thats goo remember a cup next time protect the twig and berries..... and most threads are worthless without pics but no one here wants to see pics about this one...lol
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 08:56 PM
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they all had cups on... panseys... dont worry if you keep going and get good youll only get hit in the arms hands mask and gun 99 percent of the time. unless you just feel like making a mad dash down the tape or something.
 
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Old 12-18-2007 | 10:58 PM
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Yah I was playing speed ball with my buddies one afternoon and not one us had ever been shot in that area before. Well we all can't stay lucky....

Unfortunately, when I came out from a bunker raising my gun up I fired 2 shots at my buddy 15 yards away. First one hit him in his tattors and the second landed on his throat. Poor guy, he never had a chance.

Anywho to get to the point ... that sucks Catmang! Massage gently for 3 days and you'll be back in business...lol
 


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