by a paintball gun this weekend! it was my first time ever going, and all my buddies kinda laughed and made a joke before we started about how they always try to get the new guy in the nuts...they all had cups on, and stupid me thinking "theres no way in hell that im gonna get hit there, hiding behind crates and barrels and what not" long story short, i follow a team mate down a very dark hallway, im about 15 ft behind him, shot fire out, and he says "im hit"and walks back to the dead zone, i dont think i was detected, so i go behind a corner, peek out, and fire some shots...someone on the opposite team says they're hit, and walks back, stupid me thinking there was only one of them peek out the corner (again its VERY dark, i couldnt see ****) assume its ok and there was only one of them, and start to head up the hallway again...as soon as i step from around the corner, it happens...the pain was unbearable, this is probably the closest thing a guy could ever feel to giving childbirth...he must have been about 4 feet in front of me, behind another corner, i got popped right in thepenis first shot, and since every once of energy was going to keeping myself from not dying, i couldnt get out the words "im hit" so i got shot as i was going down about 6 more times before i could muster up enough strength to get the words out...fastfoward to today, theres a nice purple welt on the right side of it lol...it kinda looks like the right side of my ***** is a tad bit longer than the left lol...im glad to say that everything is in working order, i kinda expected to never be able to get an erection and **** blood for the rest of my life...pretty embarrassing story, but also pretty hilarious, i thought i would share, i would post a pic of the welt lol, but im sure no one really wants to see that

 

damn, that sucks. youve got to take care of the mc-nuggets

 

You're lucky you didn't get shot on one of your ********* from that range. We go paintballing quite often, and if anyone tries to shot anyone else in the genital area, they will get you banned from playing with us and the high possibility of being knocked the f**k out. One of the guys we play with actually lost one of his ********* because he was shot a close range. It ruptured his left ******** and he passed out from the pain. The hospital later needed to do emergency surgery to remove his ruptured ******** before further damage was done.

Personally, I can stand people trying to hit me in the genitals either because they think it's funny or because they watch Jackass too often. If someone attempt to hit me there, the gloves come off and rules are thrown out the window. If you ever want to see a Blue Fox evolve into Ape ****, then attempt it.

 

How much more advanced is Ape **** compared to a Blue Fox. To me it sounds like you are kinda taking a couple steps back in evolution there.

HAHA.

 

i know that they joked about it before we started, but literally i couldnt see more than3 ft in front of me in this hallway, theres no way that it could've been on purpose...he must have just heard me start walking around the corner and just started firing...im just glad there is no permanant damage! i peed ok later in the day, and we may have gone to a bar later than night, and i may have brought a girl back with me

 

^^^ and then that girl "may" have looked at your *****, then "may" have ran out of the room, screaming in fear of the giant herpe she thought you had.

 

hahai pretty much set that one up for you didnt i? lol but she knew we went paintballing, andmy buddies were kind enough to mention to everyone at the barwhere i was shot!

 

That sucks man-I would have beat *** once I could stand up LOL! A cup is a good idea! Gald to here you still have full function.

 

can you still masterbate?

 

I think he took care of that with the whole 'brought a woman home' thing.