get rid of your pets
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get rid of your pets
ok so i was looking at my cat this morning. he was purring and being very affectionate since i just woke up... rubbing against me with his tail up, looking at me in the eyes, meowing... etc.
well, something about all that just seemed a little fishy... as if my cat was disguising how he really felt. i started to think about it, as i brushed my teeth, and wondered what would happen if i died in my apartment right then and there. just croaked. heart attack, embolism, etc.
i think my cat would eat me! that's it! whenever my cat looks at me, he's not thinking of love and affection... he's just waiting
waiting...
that's all your dog and cat are doing. waiting for you to die. to them, you look like a pecan pie with a side of ice cream
seriously. google "dog/cat eats dead owner". you'll be shocked!!
i'm thinking about getting rid of my cat now...
well, something about all that just seemed a little fishy... as if my cat was disguising how he really felt. i started to think about it, as i brushed my teeth, and wondered what would happen if i died in my apartment right then and there. just croaked. heart attack, embolism, etc.
i think my cat would eat me! that's it! whenever my cat looks at me, he's not thinking of love and affection... he's just waiting
waiting...
that's all your dog and cat are doing. waiting for you to die. to them, you look like a pecan pie with a side of ice cream
seriously. google "dog/cat eats dead owner". you'll be shocked!!
i'm thinking about getting rid of my cat now...
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RE: get rid of your pets
That scenario you described is all too common. Many elderly people that pass away alone have several cats and dogs. Once the family dynamic changes like that a leader comes forward, a new 'alpha-dog' or cat. They eat their old owner and drink from the toilet bowl. I'd say it happens 5 or 6 times a year but the newspapers and TV suppress the stories because it would overload the aspca with animals from scared old people.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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