Game Time
#181
03-06-2007 | 12:45 AM
Joined: Sep 2006
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From: Brookings, SD
RE: Game Time
^^ doesnt know that I still maintain a 3.0 GPA as a non-trad making house payments.
** NEWSFLASH **
March 5, 2007 (Associated Press)
In another shocking story to rip through the headlines, a young man who only identified himself as "Torres Gordon" was arrested today for lewd behavior. Police began surveiling the young man riding his motorcycle down a city street dressed in what police first thought to be a elvis costume, but what turned out to be a white power rangers uniform from the show bearing the same name that was once popular in the 1990s but died faster than roller disco. "Torres Gordon" was not violating the speed limit, but appeared to be carrying a computer under one arm. Police kept their distance and followed the rider to his residence. After watching the suspect eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with no crust made by a person who was later identified as his mother, they were allowed into the undisclosed residence. Police heard sounds of gun fire coming from the basement, so they immediately responded only to find "Torres Gordon" playing a computer game wearing a white power rangers helmet.
Police searched the premises for drugs and other contraban, only to come up empty handed.
An unnamed officer close to the investigation gave us this quote, "Sometimes you actually hope that you find drugs at these kinds of places. Its unfortunate this individual wasnt on an illegal substance, rather its nature at its harshest." The officer also gave us this photo:
"Torres Gordon" was given a ticket for wreckless driving and lewd behavior. A court date has been set for appeal.
(END AP NEWS FEED)
** NEWSFLASH **
March 5, 2007 (Associated Press)
In another shocking story to rip through the headlines, a young man who only identified himself as "Torres Gordon" was arrested today for lewd behavior. Police began surveiling the young man riding his motorcycle down a city street dressed in what police first thought to be a elvis costume, but what turned out to be a white power rangers uniform from the show bearing the same name that was once popular in the 1990s but died faster than roller disco. "Torres Gordon" was not violating the speed limit, but appeared to be carrying a computer under one arm. Police kept their distance and followed the rider to his residence. After watching the suspect eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with no crust made by a person who was later identified as his mother, they were allowed into the undisclosed residence. Police heard sounds of gun fire coming from the basement, so they immediately responded only to find "Torres Gordon" playing a computer game wearing a white power rangers helmet.
Police searched the premises for drugs and other contraban, only to come up empty handed.
An unnamed officer close to the investigation gave us this quote, "Sometimes you actually hope that you find drugs at these kinds of places. Its unfortunate this individual wasnt on an illegal substance, rather its nature at its harshest." The officer also gave us this photo:
"Torres Gordon" was given a ticket for wreckless driving and lewd behavior. A court date has been set for appeal.
(END AP NEWS FEED)
