asked my boss for a day off-this was the reply[sm=laughat.gif]
so you want a day off.let's take a look at what you are asking for.
there are 365 days per year available to work.there are 52 weeks
per year in which you already have 2 days off per week,leaving 261
days available for work.since you spend 16 hrs each day away from
work,you have used up 170 days,leaving only 91 days available.
you spend 30 min each day on coffee break that accounts for 23
days each year,leaving only 68 days available.with a 1 hr lunch
period each day,you have used up another 48 days,leaving only
22 days available for work.you normally spend 2 days per year on
sick leave.this leaves you only 20 days available for work.we offer
5 holidays per year,so your available working time is down to 15 days.
we generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves you
only 1 day available for work and i'll be damned if you're going
to take that day off!!!!


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that's pretty good dude, i'll be copying that text to my own computer

 

So did you talk him into getting the day off?

 

[sm=badbadbad.gif],still working on it[sm=smiley20.gif]

 

haha nice

 

funny joke my boss has that framed on a wall in his office lol

 

I will have to send this to my dad. He is the boss and time off is a no-no