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Old 08-08-2008, 06:32 AM
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i used to pull the goat everytime i rode when i first got the bike...try adjusting that ****
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:45 AM
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I knew a guy that T-boned his Beemer into a car & crushed the 'leftie' so bad he had to have it surgically removed. oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't bare thinking about it.
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:32 AM
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i slammed on my brakes once and went sliding into the tank...not very pleasant... doesnt happen often though
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 09:36 AM
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I switched from boxers to boxer breifs because my junk would get itself into a pickle.. lol..

the boxer breifs keep everything nice and snug, nothing to sit on.. lol
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:02 AM
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ORIGINAL: eweppley

It's especially bad when you have a passenger and hit the brakes hard and they slide up into you and you smash into the tank with the combined weight of you both... Ouch! Ouch! and....OUCH!!!!!
so very true, you jhavent experienced "dick pinch" until you have had that happen....

and Okie, boxer briefs are unpleasent enough.
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:12 AM
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I've heard they have an operation to cure the problem......... its called gender change....
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 10:13 AM
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but yeah, it happens to me all the time too. its like the jeans wrinkle and pinch the heck out of it...
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 12:48 PM
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my **** has to be pointing UP not left or right or im not effing comfortable. so i grab my crotch more often then a newborn baby
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:12 PM
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i stand up and re adjust..i get some funny looks cuz some times it takes a while to get it right but ftw i need to be comfortable
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:11 PM
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I think I have discovered a good name for my band...D!CK PINCH!

 


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