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Old 08-08-2008, 12:52 AM
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:06 AM
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Yes.
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:38 AM
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Just throw it over ya shoulder and you'll be fine
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:20 AM
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No, my ***** get in the way..........
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 02:56 AM
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Hit the brakes too hard and crushed the lot against the tank, once............next 5 minutes were miserable...[X(][X(][X(]
D'you go out on halloween dressed as a petrol pump ? hehehe[&:]
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:01 AM
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Gosh ... I never thought about you guys havin.g problems lik.e this ..I suppose you would though ..lol


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^^Try being a guy then you'll know Jul....
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 03:48 AM
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:47 AM
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It's especially bad when you have a passenger and hit the brakes hard and they slide up into you and you smash into the tank with the combined weight of you both... Ouch! Ouch! and....OUCH!!!!!
 
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:03 AM
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**** im not reading that.
 


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