Lets see...
You all know i have broken the law before...my posting about my case speaks for itself
Uh....i've sped....in every vehicle that i have owned/driven
I steal my neighbors internet, although i'm sure he wouldn't mind in the first place if he knew i was the one sapping his speed
I think Jules is hot(who doesn't)

 

Jules do you have any kids?

 

As a kid, I spent a lot of time in the corner...or at the end of a wooden spoon. It actually got to the point, where I actually placed myself in the corner.

 

I am sorry but its straight to Basement Cat ..thou shalt not commit adultery ..go straight to jail, do not pass go ..do not collect £200!!

Jules

 

Ok wolfy your vehicular transgressions wont get you to Basement cat too quickly but the theft part, hmm ..what part of "Thou shalt not steal" dont you understand ... in this country (UK) stealing someone else broadband wireless access is considered quite a crime ..it may appear harmless you get a signal and use it ..but make no mistake its classed as theft!! Oh I grant there are degrees wolfy, its not like you broke in and stole his PC but you are stealing ..if you can mend your ways very soon and start doing good things we may be able to save your *** (for now) ..lol

Jules

 

Wow thats pretty harsh...... basement cat for just getting a little now and again.........whats a guy supposed to do?...........wait....... forget I asked that!!!!!!!

 

i play poker online in the US (SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! dont tell congress!)

 

I was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault last year for breaking a Miller Lite bottle over a guys head.

 

Well you could have killed him, that was very naughty!! .. *wags finger* ... I take it he lived, and I hope you are sorry?? .. if sorry you may be alright, if you still think he deserved it then this together with any other sins could have you well on the way down the basement stairs ..lol

Jules

 

Forgive me, Jules, for I have sinned.

1. I recently went wee and didn't put the seat back down
2. Yesterday I watched Charlie's Angels and had impure thoughts about Lucy Liu
3. I also removed a certain meow meow component from my cage