Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross, it's just never his own
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Here's a few I thought up.
If Chuck Norris is in range of your sniper rifle, you are in range of his roundhouse kick, not that you would want to put Chuck in your cross hairs, just sayin!!
I am going to join the NHRA drag racing circuit and have the fastest car. I am going to use Chuck Norris **** in my gas tank.
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