bin laden
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RE: bin laden
No offence meant, some people over here dont know the difference between an islam and an hislamb, i put it down to the lack of schooling, i work in a forest enviroment and had a 17 year old with me on work experience i asked him to i d a bird for me he said it was a jumping bird, he had no idea it was a blackbird.
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#13
RE: bin laden
I am going to try to salvage this thread.
This if really funny!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...42571220738140
This if really funny!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...42571220738140
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#16
RE: The Random Thoughts Thread
ORIGINAL: Kewl Breeze
No random thought thread is complete w/out at least one quote from the king of random thoughts:I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time.
--Steven Wright
ORIGINAL: KidCr3nshaw
The randomness just keeps coming...
The randomness just keeps coming...
--Steven Wright
"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill."
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RE: The Random Thoughts Thread
ORIGINAL: HondaKidF1
I just have to join in..."Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france?"
I just have to join in..."Do you know what they call a quarter pounder in france?"
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. " --Pulp Fiction
When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. -- JackHandy