I can't say what I really want to say, so I used different words.. Come on you guys don't know me yet, I'm still considered Innocent!

 

'considered'.. lol.. good one.. I wasn't laughing at you, i just thought that term was hilarious.

 

Can I add mine? They are from health care!

There was the guy wearing a ring, but not on his finger. He couldn't get it to go down and we couldn't get the ring off. The fire dept. cut the ring off with the jaws of life.

Young man comes in with abdominal pain. Xray shows a vase with a tennis ball in the end. Dr asks what was the tennis ball for? To keep the vase from breaking!

My favorite: Another guy came in with abdominal pain. He was using a tooth brush up #2 and got it stuck. I never saw the xrays on that one. I wanted to know if it was a manual toothbrush or electric. Did he come in because the batteries died?

And then there was the combative male the police brought in hog tied that really had a strapped chest and a sock in the underpants. The best part was that "his" girlfriend just had a baby by another man and didn't know HE was a SHE!

Those two years in the ER were the worst two years of my life, but man did they arm me with good stories!