Any Bike Cops on here??
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Any Bike Cops on here??
Thought this was pretty funny......
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about. He finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, The kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well soon..... From the nurse in the jeep you pulled over last week."
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about. He finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, The kind that doesn't come off easily.
Written in large black letters was the sentence.
"Get well soon..... From the nurse in the jeep you pulled over last week."
RE: Any Bike Cops on here??
I figure the life-expectancy of an Orange County Motorcycle Patrol Officer is in there with a Marine on Iwo Jima, or a Ball-Turret Gunner. Their families must worry! funnypost.
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