i get anoying questions that people ask or statments about my bike all the time. what about you guys

1)after looking at my bike they go is that a 600? it says right on the tail 600 you have to be blind to miss it

2)dude you have a head light out. nope it came from the facotry like that

3)hey looks like you need new tired, becuase thouse are bald..........what ????? they were just put on 500 miles ago

 

people always tell me I need new tires....when they are brand new....

If you rode with your brights on, u could eliminate #2...

My fav is when I go inside resturants, have my jacket on....sand people ask me if I ride a bike when its 90 degrees outside...and my jacket is bright yellow....I mean come on, they just saw me ghet opff the freakin bike!

 

I used to get 1 and 3 a loton my old F4 driving around in town, damn near every stop light someone would ask what size engine it is or point to my tires or something. Also was asked by a couple people how many cylinders it has, which is I guess more reasonable since it doesn't say 4 cylinders anywhere on it. I've also gotten questions about what tank bag I have on, what brand gloves or helmet I'm wearing, either from other bikers not currently on bikes, or people writing really intricate novels about their everyday lives. Also, I seem to have gotten way more questions about getting directions when I'm on a bike then when I'm in a cage, which is really frustrating while wearing a helmet, sitting on a motorcycle, 5+ feet away from someone. I'm not being an a** I just don't feel like getting a sore throat screaming directions at you.

 

"Why do you have a 600 and not a 1000?"

I swear to God next person to ask me that is getting popped in the f*cking mouth.

 

Completely forgot about that one. I used to get that a ton on my first bike, go into the movie theater or wherever with riding jacket on and people asking me why I'm wearing a leather jacket when it's the middle of summer, despite the fact that it was bright red and white with visible armor pouches, I think some people are simply too sheltered.

 

heres annoying questions people ask when trying to buy a bike

1. how fast do it go

2. how much is the payments

3. deeez nuts

 

How fast does it go? This is invariably followed by the same guy asking the question telling me he use to own a 600 Suzuki or something or other... and he always went over 200mph. I just smile and say, "Really? That's fast!"

Tards.

 

no no no. "how fast do it go". not "how fast does it go"

 

LOL.

I get the "dude, your lights out!" and "how fast does it go?" questions all the time.

One comment I'm really getting annoyed with is when they find out it's a 600, they say stuff like "I have a harley with 1200cc. It'll smoke your bike." - I usually reply with "Uh, huh. Which Harley do you have?" Then they change the subject. Jackasses.

 

I had a new guy at worktell me that he averaged 145 mph coming from Portland to Medford, Oregon(about 300ish miles)...he must think I'm f_ckingstupid, that is the only thing I can come up with.