Heyall. Thanx 4 welcomes ! Nice 1st impression.
So, I had a bad dream last night about these bullies, forcing a little kid to consume weed. Awoke distrbd.
Mon. busy @ wrk. and Bosslady scream @ me (She stub she toe).
Home 4 supp & I smell cauliflour, & I HATES califlour for supp.
It ain't no thang cuz my part came in ! I'd been to a dealership, las' wk.,to shop, &ended up showing a "yoot w/bugs on his t-shirt" [squid] how to order it online. One (Item No.CBHF1OR) carb/fibe hugger for CBR1000RR, Yr:04-06 and guess what Honda fans ? I paid $211.62 for some first-class tripe. The thing is only on with 3 hexnutz w/1 on each side, 1 under susp. thingie. which needs a short wrench to remove. Removal of old not imposs. but installation of new not poss. because mounting hole on r side is in thin air, and no carb/fibe over old mounting that I could drill a hole into. If any of you wingnuts at CarbonFiberWorks.com read this, you are MORONSand if you are in Albuquerque, and you see a squid with a carbon fiber rear wheel hugger up his pants, jus' ride on.

My first ride was a residental, 25mph straightaway. A LandRover barrels up behind and tailgates me. I do like the manual says : speed up a tad and pull over. Well the Rover pulls over and a 6-foot, irate blonde female gets out, stomps towards me, and screams at me " I was so not up you'r *** ! Whaddya gonna do, beat up a girl !?"
I reached for my Glock, but she just stormed off so I jus' rode on.Blondie, if you're readin' this I hope you appreciate your luck. Welcome to New Mexico.

My 1st dealer sold me the bike on a monday for 11,000.00 and a week laterI went to get my plate and saw my bike on sale for 8,000.00
So if any of you VAMPIRES at WEST HONDA, RIO RANCHO are reading this, I pray you Choke on the three grand ! tain't nuthin but a thang!

So that's my three cherries, and not even a reacharound to show for it.

I feel better now, thank you and good night.

 

That sucks and your story is all over the place.....weirdo! LOL![8D]

 

Um...[sm=smiley33.gif]I got my $211.62 back.
[sm=smiley33.gif]ThyAvatar resideth upon my shoulders.
[sm=smiley33.gif]Methinks the lady critiques my prose but, lo ! I AM WIERDO.
I deduce we debate the "CHAD4000" incident in which I appeared to perv upon my noob-neighbor; "Chad4000"
Well, allow me to respond. I got the times wrong whenI analyzed the noob sign-in roster. What I meant to do was pervupon my noob-neighbors; "whenyour_strange" & "3gyptian". If you look at04:16.50on 06MAR07 I'm the meat in our noob-sandwich, so to speak. I hope thisis as clear as adobe, now.
For those of you who didn't get the memo, go to New Members Subforum and click on"Hello from CO!" by "Chad4000".
Call me Noobie McNoobster, but what does CBR stand for? [sm=insomnia.gif]

 

I don't even know what you wrote man...something about monkeys or something....

 

Ummmmmmm what?

 

damm dude....GOT GRAMMAR ?

 

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Non-Specific-Genders of the Forum; We greet thee with all humility. Prithee, allow us to obfuscate the obfuscation forsooth ?

Triax...
[sm=smiley33.gif]I "Posted" per protocol; "My..Etc.", and it was about the moto. {Maevis[sm=loveeyes.gif]


leonid...
[sm=smiley33.gif]My Grandmother rides a John Deer up around Chatfield Minnesota.[sm=dontgetit.gif]


FFCBRf4i...
[sm=smiley33.gif]My Mother was a zookeeper at Linkin Park, I know from monkeys.[sm=wootwoot.gif]

"Oh yeah, mean' Silent Bobhere set monkeys free alla time back in Jersey..." Jay.

 

i have no idea wtf is going on lol...

 

i figured it out.

1. he is mad at carbonfiberworks.com b/c they didn't drill enough holes.
2. he is mad at the blonde, he wanted to shoot her.
3. he is mad at the dealer because they ripped him off on his bike.

 

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