I liked her, she was kind of like Steve, but she spoke English.

Like a Babel Fish; that interpreted the Jack speak and made it understandable.

 

 

ah holy cow ^^ too damned funny

 

Blimey! You're right TK.
You don't suppose she's...... self combusted or something do you?
I'm not sure you were entirely correct about her speaking English but it was pretty close.

 

"Sigh"

She used to PM me handy money saving tips like:

"Don't waste money on expensive sextoys; An empty Berroca container filled with angry wasps is much cheaper and just as effective as any expensive vibrator"

Shame she didn't say anything about making sure the lid doesn't come off during use.

Mrs TK was less than impressed I can tell you.

 

She was a bit of a fruit loop if you ask me. Fruity and loopy both.

 

How's the health, going alright?

 

Good lord man....that's the time when you should grab a bottle and head for a different closet.