So, you want to know how old I am.... Well at 60 mph, my ***** slip out my thong. At 70 mph, they ride up past my belt. At 90 mph, they slap me on the back saying, "Giddy up". At a somewhere over 150 mph, they slap me on the back of my neck and I keep the throttle steady. Hey, it kind of tickles at my age.... That is how old of a CBR rider I am out here in the Nevada desert....

 

Hi Shadow,
It is me. I'm back. Got over my woman-o-pause mood and felt a little feather from CBR Classic would tickle me just where I needed it... What are you thinking!!!! Shame on you!!!
Sorry to see that you lost a good friend. Like the "gremlin bell" on my bikes all say, "Lost, but Not Forgotten". Of course, the bells also have the POW tower and the darken face of those POWs who will never return.
When we all meet up in Vallhalla or where ever one things is the final resting place, we will share a Jack Black with your friend (OK, CBR Classic, we will also do a Jimmy Black with you...). Joe

 

Yes Hawk, I only ride with that puppy on when the cops are out in force. It gives them somewhat of a mental picture as to why they would want to chase after me (ouch my eyes hurt with that image!). My old pair of Long Johns with the "trap door" in back gives them chasers something to focus on, especially when I raise up on the seat and arch my back like a large cat going 90 mph. Kind of like riding a motorcycle, they go where they are looking and what they see with me in my Long Johns, with the trap door open, is all Leopard skin with a north-south smile!
It would clash with Classic's bike so I volunteered to wear it instead of him with his old grizzly ****! I will say that since this is thread is about old coot's age/riding CBR-Fs, my old thong keeps things loose in my life. Kind of like Trout and his "Red Headed ****" drinks... You've got to be loose to drink anything that is Red Headed.....
So, you keep that above image in mind and send some money to the police in this area as a charity fund. They all walk around, after seeing me at 90 mph, with their eyes looking like those pair of glasses with the eyeballs springing up and down from those old black rim glasses.... Yep, desert life is grand.....
P.S. Classic, I just might need to borrow that wire brush for a while. The desert is dry and I need to smooth out my baby like skin for the rear-viewers......

 

Hey Joe .... good to see yu back on the board mate ..!!! Got your PM no probs ... :-) I see my name has been bandied around already by you guys ....and that's kool , my skin is that thick it would take a bloody wire brush to even scratch the surface anyways ...LOL Yu got yu self 2 bikes these days hey ... !! very neat !! Hope you drop back in often mate ... As everyone will tell you , I have been thin on the ground here myself over the past 3 mths ... been busy as a rattle snake on a hot roadway ... LOLOL anyways ...good to see you again mate and if my satellite holds up for a LITTLE while more this evening , I will answer yu PM ... :-)