Hit it, boys!

 

I'll sleep in since I don't have to go to work till 3PM

 

I used to be like that.

Happy hour was a fresh cup o' coffee and the sunrise. No better commute home on the bike

 

'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.'

Sir Winston Churchill to Nancy, Lady Astor

Apocryphal perhaps, but non-the-less bloody funny.

Cheers, SB

 

I used to ride my bike to work. I'd go in at 7PM and get back (off) about 5AM. This time of year, the sun is coming up about 5AM here. Now they changed my hours and I go in at 3PM and get back from Canada about 12AM. I don't like riding at night. Too many drunks on the road and deer, elk, etc...

 

 

Oh I'm ugly, no doubt.

Not to mention dirty, mean and unworthy.

Reminds me of a joke about "Quiet Calvin" Coolidge, one of our Presidents.

At a State Dinner in the White House, a guest wagered that she could get him to say more than two words.

His response, "You lose"

@ Matt. No elk down here in the lowlands, but I swear I see deer in my periphery at any moment. Especially when busting double the legal in the early morning

 

When I can type, I'll tell you all the story about seeing Sasquatch on my way home

 

............. I'm looking forward to another tonight.

 

Tonight I'm drunk and tomorrow...

I bet this chick doesn't look near as purrty as she does right now.