Indy nice cake , but what's with the rainbow Trout ?


Might be a sore head day for Trout today

 

Thanks a lot, guys.

It's been a long 4 days of traveling and crazy chit.
I was at my sister's in Philadelphia all weekend, and I just got back from a business trip last evening around 6pm.... then I got called back into work mid-post.
Hopefully I'll be able to chill out a little bit today and eat some cake.

 

Trout "Stay thirsty my friend"

How many of these would apply to Trout ....could he truly be that Guy ??

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“He is the life of parties he has never attended”

“If he were to punch you in the face, you’d have to fight off the urge to thank him.”

“Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.”


- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

- His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.

- His blood smells like cologne.

- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.

- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.

- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.

- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.

- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.

- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.

- He taught a horse to read his email for him.

- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.

- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.

- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.

- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.

- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.

 

I'm pretty sure you get old man strength today!!

 

LMAO, Sprock...

-- His Mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
-- He once thought that he was wrong..... it was the only time he was ever wrong. (lol)
-- He once challenged his shadow to a race…..and beat it.
-- The contents of his tacos refuse to fall out.
-- Kama sutra was created from his one night stand in India.
-- He has looked a gift horse in the mouth, twice.
-- He has his own currency which never needs to be exchanged.
-- Indiana Jones was based on a true story....…his.
-- He was on the cover of his High School Year book.
-- He was once pulled over for speeding, but he let the officer go with just a warning.
-- He has won the lifetime achievement award…... twice.
-- His blood type is A plus.

LOL...

 

Hell yeah....that whole Dos Equis promo is a complete riot

Like the A Team and 007 all rolled into one

 

Well your posting 2day so must of made through the night on your 30th Birthday! That chic in your avatar didnt wear you out enough lastnight?? An ***(and many beers) like that can kill a man, ya know!! Glad to see you made it through your Birthday night.

 

Three - O L D. Phfttt... Dam Kids. Well enjoy it there boy, 'afor long, the way yer livin' ya look like this. Or worse, like that Sprock feller.

Sorry, late to the party. Halloween is such a busy time here at the funeral home.

 

True, funny as hell.
How about this for a sigline:
"I don't always drink beer. But when I do..... I prefer Pabst Blue Ribbon."

And outlaw, it was more like me feeding her beers all night and then making her feel guilty about it being my birthday until she gave it up.
Still a long rough night, tho, but I survived.

And Jim... on the being old thing, you're right.... I'm not quite like the rest of you dinosaurs.
But like my 65yr old female spanish professor once said (in a thick puerto rican accent): "I still feel in my head that I'm 20. But then I feel my body and look in the mirror and say Holy chit!!! What happened!!" LOL.
Btw, nice bust of sprock you made there.

 

--He ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
--He once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans.
--When he pees, he clogs the toilet.
--He once killed a man for asking who he was.
--He is Luke Skywalker's real father.
--He knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
--Multiple people have died from him giving them the finger.
--He is what Willis was talking about.
--He can pitch horseshoes while they're still on the horse.
--He is the only one that knows what happens when a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around. He has personally seen it happen.