A Pirelli calender or two may dissuede her from entering your domain uninvited.It is my experience that the female of the species does not feel comfortable in the presence of what she considers to be competition in the "spunky"stakes.

Then of course she may take it as a challenge and either lift her game to compete or go out and find some younger hunk just to peeve you.

 

So, is your mancave lined with tinfoil, controlled lighting and hydroponic irrigation?

 

No,yes,yes I WAS planning on trying to cross breed opium and marihuana, but couldn't decide should it be called marium or opihuana, so I just stuck to chilis... (somehow i knew to expect that joke, heard it about 2785437 times...)

 

It's not been done here before ; so I will still claim it as a first.

 

I'm sure it's purely medicinal

 

Just like the Gin

 

Guess you can say that, however, condimental should fit better to these "weeds"... Try a fresh Naga Morich sometimes, it`ll sure mess ya up good! Ustairs and down!

What comes to those other "herbs", never tried, never will...Not my kinda thing. Beer is intoxicating enough for me...

 

LMAO didn't know we can talk like that around here.
share pics of our babies?
and tinfoil creates hotspots and holds in heat! very nasty

 

It's legal for you Kiwis to distill your own spirits isn't it? If I tried that here they'd slap me in prison. So just don't tell anyone, ok?