one time riding down the road, i went to adjust my right mirror, and accidently hit the kill switch. glad no one was around for that one

 

Once I picked up this hot lady at the club.

It was great till I found out "she" was a ...... [:@]

 

^^^DOHH!!!^^^ yeah I have shifter down into first with the kick stand out and looked around like what the huh? but the best times are when I have ran out of gas, 2 times in one week! of couse it was the first week I got the bike and was ansure about the reserve and how much mpg I got.

 

i think we all have stalled out the bike form putting the kick stand down

 

But hopefully very few of us have ever dated a woman with a huge adam's apple and 5 o'clock shadow [:@]

 

My friends have this thing where they will ride next to you and hit the kill switch...bastards lol

 

I don't do it as much anymore, but when I first got my bike I kept hitting the horn when trying to turn the blinker off. Then you get the car in front of you looking back like "what"?.