The CBR Fairytale
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What do you expect - he's a Cleveland Indians supporter........................
da Tribe.....humph humph...........................................
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess .
One day as she walked through the enchanted forest , a wicked witch cast a spell upon her!
She developed a minor electrical problem and fell into a deep and very long sleep .
Time passed and dust gathered , her owner forgot about her and she lay neglected in the back of his garage , he covered her with an old tarpaulin so he would not have to look at her and feel the full weight of his guilt .
Then one day a handsome prince was passing by and noticed the beautiful but neglected princess gathering dust and rescued her!
He lavished hours of attention on her , joined the CBR forum and discovered that she suffered only from a minor ailment . He cleaned her tank and carbs and she fired up first time! He polished her paint work untill she gleamed , fitted new tyres and away they rode , up hill and down dale , he rode her fast and hard through twisty corners and down long fast straights . Eventually exhausted but happy they headed home , tired but content.
When the handsome prince got home , he discovered his wife had taken the kids and gone to stay with her mother .
He cracked a cold beer from the fridge
One day as she walked through the enchanted forest , a wicked witch cast a spell upon her!
She developed a minor electrical problem and fell into a deep and very long sleep .
Time passed and dust gathered , her owner forgot about her and she lay neglected in the back of his garage , he covered her with an old tarpaulin so he would not have to look at her and feel the full weight of his guilt .
Then one day a handsome prince was passing by and noticed the beautiful but neglected princess gathering dust and rescued her!
He lavished hours of attention on her , joined the CBR forum and discovered that she suffered only from a minor ailment . He cleaned her tank and carbs and she fired up first time! He polished her paint work untill she gleamed , fitted new tyres and away they rode , up hill and down dale , he rode her fast and hard through twisty corners and down long fast straights . Eventually exhausted but happy they headed home , tired but content.
When the handsome prince got home , he discovered his wife had taken the kids and gone to stay with her mother .
He cracked a cold beer from the fridge
AND THEY BOTH LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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