Ok wow...so this girl came in through my work the other day, and it was one of those stand there and stutter for a second kind of things...well it was a busy day at work and i chickend out of saying anything. BUT i caught her name when she paid me, and just so happend her name was rare enough i found her on facebook and sent her a message....[sm=wootwoot.gif]and she responded...but now she's asked me why i messaged her...oh god! anticipating a horrible smashing no

 

dont tell her the truth.....what ever you do dont tell her the truth

 

[sm=yikesomg.gif]She doesnt seem upset!!

 

Say. "I wanna get you trunk and get in ya breaches.

 

Bah tell her the truth, women love STALKERS

 

AHHH!!!!@ why diddnt you tell me facebook has an instant message program!!!![&:]

 

Tell her you wanna put it in her *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*


Does it everytime.



Hell just say you saw her at her work and chickened out on asking her out and you found her on facebook. If you cant hold your ***** now, how the hell are you gonna do it in a relationship.


O ya, facebook and myspace. If they think you're stalking them, then ask them why the hell are they putting pics of themselves on the web.

 

lol! nono i carried my ***** as it were...and we actually conversated! nice! and i put a little plug about my bike, she said she was admireing it[sm=massbounce.gif][sm=massbounce.gif][sm=massbounce.gif] first step: break ice: complete

 

Ask her when she was "admiring your bike" if she really meant your *****. I'm pretty sure thats what she meant cause all chicks are just like guys and talk about the opposite sex's body parts.

 

tell her you like to pull your junk out at parties