ok so i was looking at my cat this morning. he was purring and being very affectionate since i just woke up... rubbing against me with his tail up, looking at me in the eyes, meowing... etc.

well, something about all that just seemed a little fishy... as if my cat was disguising how he really felt. i started to think about it, as i brushed my teeth, and wondered what would happen if i died in my apartment right then and there. just croaked. heart attack, embolism, etc.

i think my cat would eat me! that's it! whenever my cat looks at me, he's not thinking of love and affection... he's just waiting

waiting...

that's all your dog and cat are doing. waiting for you to die. to them, you look like a pecan pie with a side of ice cream

seriously. google "dog/cat eats dead owner". you'll be shocked!!

i'm thinking about getting rid of my cat now...

 

Paranoia, self-destroyer!....

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ok thats crazy, but if i was dead, and my cat was starving to death, i wouldnt mind if she snacked on me until i was found. but i do think someone i know would notice i had disappeared by that time....of course, my cat does eat a lot, hrm.

 

that is the craziest thing I've ever heard... if I die my cat can eat anything it wants.

except my pumas... so help me god if it touches my pumas...

 

That scenario you described is all too common. Many elderly people that pass away alone have several cats and dogs. Once the family dynamic changes like that a leader comes forward, a new 'alpha-dog' or cat. They eat their old owner and drink from the toilet bowl. I'd say it happens 5 or 6 times a year but the newspapers and TV suppress the stories because it would overload the aspca with animals from scared old people.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

First of all dogs are pets, you are your cats pet.

 

I look at it this way:

If I were trapped in an enclosure with no food and my cat died-- I'd probably eat it.

 

pets eating owners...........thats it, im flushing my goldfish down the toilet

 

I have a cage full of large pet rats that run around when I'm home. They wouldn't hesitate to chow on me if I died.

 

Flyou with your avitar...I'd think you'd be more afraid of pigs. "Its rumored that his favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs."